Jokes – the time pass

Your house is so disgusting that I tripped over a rat, got bitten by a tarantula and to top it off – the cockroaches nicked ma wallet…

Your Grandpa’s so hairy, Jane Goodall follows him around.

Your Grandpa so freakin ugly that when he gets up in the mornin, the Sun goes down.

Your Grandpa so achingly stupid he think Beirut is a famous baseballer.

Your Girlfriend’s so old, she invented the term ‘oldest profession in the world’

Your future depends on your dreams – So go to sleep!

Your friendship is like Paktel,DIL TO AIK HAYYour sincerity is like Telenor,CHAHO KUCH BARH KYour love is like Haleeb,GARHA JO HAYYour smile is like twist,HILA K RAKH DAYYour voice is like Nokia,CONNECTING PEOPLEYour style like ufone,TUM HI TO HOYour dressing like Mobilink JAZZ,AUR SUNAOMy response like Warid,WE CARE

Your Dog’s so ugly as yo Momma that I had to shave its arse and make it walk backwards…

Your Dog’s so stupid he bury’s his own tail

Your doctor’s so ugly she manages to give Freddy Kreuger Nightmares!