Jokes – the time pass

Your doctor’s so stupid he uses his mp3 player as a stethoscope

Your Dentist made yo teeth so crooked you use them to cut chain at the DIY store.

Your Computer Repairman so stupid he picks up your floppy’s with magnets

Your boyfriend so fat he hasn’t seen his feet for 10 years

Your Big Sister so god awfully stupid that they had to burn her school down just to get her out of 3rd grade.

Your Big sis like the Bermuda triangle…they swallow a whole lotta seamen.

Your Aunties so old that when God said ‘let there be light’, she was the one flicking on the light switch.

Your Auntie got one leg…and folk call her Eileen

Your Aunt Mary just like a birthday cake – everybody gets a piece…

Young pandit ji use to go college with his monkey called hanumaan. After few years he had to go alone..Why becauce the monkey graduated