Tag: Jokes

You Mommy so hairy she’s got afros on her nipples.

You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool.

You Nana so fat that when she went for a swim in the ocean she caused a 60 foot tidal wave.

You Might Be an E.R. Volunteer if… your immune system attacks a dog crossing your front garden. you have delusions of being an emergency doctor. the EMS guys think your name is the Coffee Mate. you tell the doctors and nurses that you don’t get

You Momma so fat and stupid that her waist is bigger than her I.Q.

You mama so fat she stepped on an airplane and it turned into a submarine

You mama’s so daft she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.

You look so good you could be on Telivision. You’re already blurred.

‘You look very funny wearing that belt.’ ‘I would look even funnier if I didn’t wear it.’