Tag: Jokes
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You Gardener so old she uses T-Rex
You Gardener so old she uses T-Rex dropping as fertilizer.
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You geeky Star Wars girlfriend got
You geeky Star Wars girlfriend got more bum fur than an Ewok.
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You got no arms, no legs, and when
You got no arms, no legs, and when you go swimming they call you Bob
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you dont google rajnikanth…u
you dont google rajnikanth…u rajnikanth google
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You family so poor you’s live in a
You family so poor you’s live in a 2-story Cracker Jack box.
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You do not know the effect you have
You do not know the effect you have on me because every time I see you my heart begins to smile.
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You Dog so old it farts out
You Dog so old it farts out dust.
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You cousin so stupid I told him to
You cousin so stupid I told him to take out the garbage…so he moved house…
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You cousin so ugly that when he
You cousin so ugly that when he threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
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You could forgive an enemy. It is
You could forgive an enemy. It is harder to forgive yourself.