Tag: Jokes
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You cousin so fat she’s on Both
You cousin so fat she’s on Both sides of the family.
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You chatter more than a dolphin by
You chatter more than a dolphin by a fish bucket.
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You Computer Geek friend got one
You Computer Geek friend got one tooth and they call him Chomping-at-the-Bits
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You Can Kiss Your ‘Family &
You Can Kiss Your ‘Family & Friends’. Good-bye And Put miles b/w You, But at the Same time You carry Them with You in Your heart, mind & stomach, Because ‘You don’t just Live in a World but a World Lives in You’ 🙂
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You can ride your horse in the
You can ride your horse in the saloon.
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You can use this joke to explain
You can use this joke to explain that insulting someone is considered funny especially when that person is fishing for a compliment. Mary: John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly. What do you think, Peter Peter: I think you’re pretty ugly.
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You can be legally married by
You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.
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You can hug it when you’re in
You can hug it when you’re in trouble You can cry on it when you’re in pain You can embrace it when you’re happy So when you need true love Buy a pillow
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You asked me who I liked and I said
You asked me who I liked and I said no one… but what I really meant was no one but you.
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You Auntie’s so poor she gotta live
You Auntie’s so poor she gotta live in a 2-story Dorritos bag…