Tag: Jokes
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Yoga Teacher Pathan se… ‘Batao
Yoga Teacher Pathan se… ‘Batao Sab se ziyada sukoon kab milta hai?’ Pathan: Ary o Khocha! Potty k Baad.
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Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga
Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husbands drinking habit Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
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Yomomma so hairy that when she puts
Yomomma so hairy that when she puts her arm to her side it looks like she has Don King in a headlock.
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Yo wife so fat she got more nooks
Yo wife so fat she got more nooks and Crannies than a Ploughman’s pastry
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Yo Uncle so stupid…heck, he marry
Yo Uncle so stupid…heck, he marry your Auntie for christ sake!
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Yo Uncle so ugly, Spielberg wants
Yo Uncle so ugly, Spielberg wants him in Addams Family 3
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Yo wee brother so damn hairy that
Yo wee brother so damn hairy that he went for a short back and sides and lost 30 pounds…
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Yo Wife got more weave than a dog
Yo Wife got more weave than a dog in rush hour traffic.
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Yo Teacher so ugly when she walks
Yo Teacher so ugly when she walks into the Building Society they turn off the CCTV cameras.
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Yo Uncle so astonishingly ugly that
Yo Uncle so astonishingly ugly that whenever he comes over and goes to your bathroom, the toilet flushes.