Tag: Jokes

Yo Uncle so poor I went into his house, swatted a pesky firefly and he screamed – ‘Who turned out the lights?’

Yo Star wars geeky friend so damn hairy, she’s a stunt double for Chewbacca and her baby daughter played the leader of the Ewoks (no makeup needed).

Yo teacher so stupid she booked herself into the Bettie Ford clinic cos she thought she was Hooked On Phonics.

Yo Sister’s so ugly that she must been conceived on the Motorway – ain’t that where most accidents happen?

Yo’ so poor, you get more government handouts than an English farmer

Yo Star Trek fan so fat he make Riker’s beer belly look 2 atoms thick

Yo Star Trek nerd so hairy she make Chewbacca look like Jean Luc Picard.

Yo Sister-in-law like a chicken coop – cocks flyin in and out all day…

Yo Sister’s so stupid she could trip over a cordless telephone.

Yo sister so old she’s more ancient than everything seen on the Antiques Road Show