Tag: Jokes

Yo Sister so Ugly that George Lucas cast her in Star Wars 3 as Jabbas wife – without the need for a costume.

Yo Sister so fat she got a new job DJ’ing for the Ice Cream Van.

Yo Sister so fat that even Richard Simmons can’t help laughing

Yo sister is so po…shit, she can’t even afford them last 2 letters!

Yo Sister so dumb that she thought Taco Bell was Mexican phone company.

Yo Sista so fat the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.

Yo’ Sista’s just like a like a Popsicle – everybody wants a fuckin lick!

Yo’ Sister is so insanely stupid that last week she asked me to go to the lost and found with her when she missed her period.

Yo sista so fat that she gets runs in her Levi’s

Yo Sis so Monstrous she uses Soccer balls for earrings.