Tag: Jokes

Yo Sista like a mailbox, open all day and all night…

Yo sista so damn stupid on her last job application where it said ‘Sex ‘ she marked ‘M, F, and occasionally on a Thursday too..’

Yo secretary is like an ATM machine – open 24 hours…

Yo Priest so ugly that he have to give his Sermon from inside the Confessional Box.

Yo Reverand so poor the congregation run over animals outside the church just to help with food…

Yo Reverand so stupid he asks David Ike for advice

Yo Priest so poor he uses cardboard and ribena as bread and wine substitutes.

Yo Priest so stupid I saw him worshiping at the feet of David Copperfield

Yo Priest so fat, when he bungee jumped he went straight to hell…

Yo Priest so old he’s got Adam and Eve’s autograph