Tag: Jokes
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Yun to hum peecha kisi ka kiya
Yun to hum peecha kisi ka kiya nahen karte, dard-e-dil diya or liya nahen karte, ye dosti ka rishta sirf aap se hai warna ham itne sms kisi ko kiya nahen karte.
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You’re so poor even Beggars give
You’re so poor even Beggars give you money.
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yr! …plz dont dsturb me more.
yr! …plz dont dsturb me more. leave me alone. lst nyt i didnt sleep, thinking of u. so dnt play wid my lyf..! santa said 2 mosquito. 🙂 🙂
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Your words of love stealsomeones
Your words of love stealsomeones heart,but you dont know that yourheart is already stolen by me,check it!
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You’re like a shining star in the
You’re like a shining star in the cold dark nite, you lead me, you guide me, you makes everything seems so rite…
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You’re quite a catch! But don’t
You’re quite a catch! But don’t feel too bad even good offers sometimes have a catch!
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Your so ugly even the Elephant Man
Your so ugly even the Elephant Man makes jokes about ye!
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Your soul came back from dreamland
Your soul came back from dreamland reunited with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realise its a brand new day. Good Morning.
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Your Teachers so poor she can’t
Your Teachers so poor she can’t even afford to pay attention.
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Your teeth are so yellow, ican’t
Your teeth are so yellow, ican’t believe it’s not butter!!!