Tag: Jokes

Your doctor’s so ugly she manages to give Freddy Kreuger Nightmares!

Your Computer Repairman so stupid he picks up your floppy’s with magnets

Your Dentist made yo teeth so crooked you use them to cut chain at the DIY store.

Your Auntie got one leg…and folk call her Eileen

Your Aunties so old that when God said ‘let there be light’, she was the one flicking on the light switch.

Your Big sis like the Bermuda triangle…they swallow a whole lotta seamen.

Your Big Sister so god awfully stupid that they had to burn her school down just to get her out of 3rd grade.

Your boyfriend so fat he hasn’t seen his feet for 10 years

‘Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?’ * ‘I ought to be able to. I’ve had ten different jobs in four months.’

Young pandit ji use to go college with his monkey called hanumaan. After few years he had to go alone..Why becauce the monkey graduated