There was this woman who had an

There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels. Her explanation – ‘If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels.’ Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.